Halle Berry is Preggers

Just when you were sitting back and getting comfortable that women are more and more keeping their sexy swimsuit bodies and gave up on having kids naturally, a story comes along that flips the whole fucking world upside down. Halle Berry is pregnant again. Are kids really that amazing that women are willing to risk their breasts becoming saggy and their ass growing cellulite just to have a little shit machine running around the house?

She couldn’t get pregnant the first time, a sign from God. And now she is having a baby via artificial insemination. This just goes to show that hot can never get a clue. All her friendsd say that she is ecstatic and that they are ecstatic as well but I am far from that. Her rep declined to comment either because he feels the same way I do and is sitting in the corner of his house in a fetal position crying and saying “oh please God no” or he was told by the family to keep his mouth shut. Both are viable option and if I were in his position I would be the former.

Source

Image via