Chris Brown Remembers Being A Punk Pussy Bitch

Chris Brown recently did an interview with Larry King which has yet to air and in the interview Larry asks Chris Brown what he remember from the night he beat the living shit out of Rihanna. Larry got specific and asked him if he remembered at all and Chris said, “No.”

That seems pretty straight forward but now he released a statement to People magazine saying that that little clip was taken out of context and that of course he remembers and that he feels horrible for what he did. I personally think he feels for sorry for himself then he does for what occurred. Here is what he said…

“Of course I remember what happened. Several times during the interview, my mother said that I came to her afterwards and told her everything. But it was and still is a blur. And yes, I still can’t believe it happened because it is not me or who I am, nor is what happened like anything I have done before.”

I am sure he will continue to cry crocodile tears for himself even though he got off with a slap on the wrist. I think probation is involved so if he gets as much as a speeding ticket his punk little ass will be back in the clink getting his anus massaged by a biker named Bubba. He wants the world to feel sorry for him, but I definitely don’t.

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