Archive for August, 2009
Paris Hilton was Cleared
Aug 19th
Last year Paris Hilton starred in a film called Pledge This! It was a monumental flop and at the time people were making a big hullabaloo over the fact that she didn’t show up to the red carpet U.S. premiere, because Paris never misses a red carpet event, and that she cancelled on a couple of late night talk shows she was scheduled to do to promote the film.
National Lampoons didn’t like this and sued Paris for over $8 million. As of today, the court threw out the case but it is possible that Paris will have to pay the $1 million she made in the movie which is basically one Carls Jr. ad for the socialite. To help pay the $1 million to the producers, Paris is charging the crabs that live on her crotch rent at $200 a week each.
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Katy Perry Knows What to Pray For
Aug 18th
Some people are shallow and when they pray every night or on Sundays when they go to church they ask for world peace, less climatic catastrophes or the war to end in Iraq. Selfish bastards. Katy Perry kneeled down and prayed to God for big boobs. The thing that all guys want their girlfriends, or just girls in general to pray for.
She said, ” I remember very vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn’t be able to see my feet.” God bless. God came through and gave Katy a pretty amazing rack but I am still a little peeved that she hasn’t given us a nipple slip in all this time. She needs to stay in the tabloids right? Does she think she is going to go in the studio one day and write I Kissed a Girl 2? Hell no. Give us some action KP!
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Links that pray for a smaller butt
Some Britney Spears coinslot- IDLYITW
I would TOTALLY go down on a chick who used Red Bull Energy Douche- Geno’s World
Celine Dion is preggers- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Keira Knightley is topless, whoring Chanel- Celeb News Wire
Naomi Campbell flashes her ashy beav- yeeeah
Michael Jackson, still dead, still not buried- IDLYITW
There is a New Sex Tape Out
Aug 18th
I think I am probably in the boat with everyone when I say I love a good sex tape. This one however is more for the ladies because it shows full frontal male nudity from Eric Dane. A.K.A. McSteamy. But don’t shrivel those boners just yet guys. It stars him and two other women. One of them is Rebecca Gayheart who is famous for… starring in a sex tape with Eric Dane and some other chick throw down and get naked, take a bath and eventually fuck Eric Dane.
Apparently this is the second go around for Gayheart because I see that a previous sex tape starring her had a video of her taking a bath and smoking crack. Real winner. This tape was first leaked on Gawker.com but then lawyers got involved so it is censored but now fleshbot.com has is uncensored. So from us to you, the Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart sex tape. NSFW. Fleshbot
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Michael Phelps is an Alcy
Aug 17th
Recently Michael Phelps got into a car accident after consuming some alcohol. He wasn’t at fault, in fact the woman he crashed into was charged with running a red light which is a very easy way to get your car smashed up. Point is, he admitted to drinking just an hour before the accident and the cops made it clear to say they did not give him a field sobriety test. So basically… he could have been drunk but the cops didn’t pursue the matter.
Last time I saw a PSA about alcohol and driving, they said “buzzed driving is drunk driving” so shouldn’t Michael be held at least somewhat responsible for the accident? I can’t really blame the guy though, if I were him and being celibate or whatever and not pulling in tail and knowing that I had to swim super fucking fast in a few years to be deemed special by the viewing public, I would probably kill myself because of the pressure.
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Links that are sober
Kat Von D is…different.- IDLYITW
Lily Allen breaks down- Allie Is Wired
Shauna Sand’s bikini clad ass- Drunken Stepfather
Britney Spears bikini hotness- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Katherine Heigl complains about everything- IDLYITW
