Audrina Patridge is Leaving The Hills
It seems like the MTV show The Hillshas lost just about all their talent. First Lauren Conrad ditched the show and now the second most popular member Audrina Patridge is quitting. They still have Kristin Cavallari so you will still get erections from watching the series but your boner just won’t be as big.
Heidi Montag, or Heidi Pratt, or Heidi whateverthefuck she is going by now will also still be on the show I am guessing. I never watched the show so I am not sure who is in and who is out of the cast. Kristin Cavallari in a bikini is reason enough to tune in though but every time I feel like looking at a chick in a bikini I just turn it on skinemax and watch hot chicks take their bikinis offinstead of watching them cocktease me on MTV. I am sure Audrina will settle in comfortably to her new life as a d-lister after she gives the show the boot.
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about 2 years ago - 2 comments
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about 2 years ago - 1 comment
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about 2 years ago - 1 comment
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Well, Why Not?
about 3 years ago - No comments
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about 3 years ago - 2 comments
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Audrina Patridge is Filler
about 3 years ago - 1 comment
I save these “girl with big tits in a bikini” posts for days when news is slow or for when I’m out of comish for day or two because of some embassy situation or an overabundance of dirty martinis. So here she is y’all. Audrina Patridge, the poor little rich girl wit the big tits.
about 2 years ago
Kristen is coming to the hills? I for sure will not be watching…
Where’s Justin Bobby? I luv Justin Bobby.