Melanie Griffith is Going to Rehab
Melanie Griffith who used to be a famous person headed to rehab this morning. I do not know what she is going there for but her agent is insisting that she is going there as part of a multi year plan to keep her on her feet. I have never heard of someone going to rehab when they didn’t desperately need it but I guess she is special.
Some people who want to feel better turn to rehab to solve their problems. My solution? Plastic surgery. I am not going to encourage this broad to get breast implants or release a sex tape because this is one of the few human being on this earth that I have absolutely no interest in seeing naked. But a face lift wouldn’t hurt her. Maybe a little botox. A little bit here, a little bit there. A little nip/tuck you know? All I am saying is, she could look better.
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