Some Hot Chick is Dead
The last few days the tabloids websites have been swirling with both rumors and facts about a reality tv star named Ryan Jenkins and his model girlfriend who was murdered. A lot of people think he was the one who murdered her and since the story broke he has fleed to Canada because apparently his dumb ass does not know that if you get arrested in Canada, you can be extradited to America.
She is a good lookin’ chick, picture below, but it looks like she used a little bit too much botox. I never murder models I am dating. Prostitutes yes, because it saves money, but when I am fucking a model I just tell them that I am going out of town for a few weeks to shoot a tv spot or a movie or whichever lie I happened to tell them previously that night. Point is, DON’T GET CAUGHT. This guy broke the most important rule. Nice job douche bag.
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