Jon Gosselin Wants to Join the Club

Jon Gosselin is a player’s player and knows that any publicity is good publicity and any exclusive club is just that,exclusive, so it means you are cool if you are in it. He wants to join the Divorced Dad’s Club which is a show produced by someone and is airing on some channel.

He won’t get a free pass for this though because TLC is saying he can not legally join any other show because he has an exclusive contract with TLC. That is ok though because the ratings for Jon and Kate Plus 8 or Jon Minus Kate Plus 8 or whatever people call the show now are plummeting and it is being discussed to cancel the show. Which means Kate won’t have a platform to whore her little sextuplet cook book and will dry the cash up quicker than sand in the desert.

This actually works out well for Jon because if Jon and Kate Plus 8 gets cancelled then Kate won’t have any cash and Jon will get sole custody of the children and he has a hot piece of 22 year old ass waiting for him to rear his kin. Meanwhile, Kate will be forced to whore her body on the street just to buy food. See how things work out for everyone? Oh yea, and I am going to be one of Kate’s first customers.

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