Michael Phelps is an Alcy

Recently Michael Phelps got into a car accident after consuming some alcohol. He wasn’t at fault, in fact the woman he crashed into was charged with running a red light which is a very easy way to get your car smashed up. Point is, he admitted to drinking just an hour before the accident and the cops made it clear to say they did not give him a field sobriety test. So basically… he could have been drunk but the cops didn’t pursue the matter.

Last time I saw a PSA about alcohol and driving, they said “buzzed driving is drunk driving” so shouldn’t Michael be held at least somewhat responsible for the accident? I can’t really blame the guy though, if I were him and being celibate or whatever and not pulling in tail and knowing that I had to swim super fucking fast in a few years to be deemed special by the viewing public, I would probably kill myself because of the pressure.

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