Heidi Montag Nearly Nude and Airbrushed
So this is Heidi Montag in in her *ahem* adult magazine photoshoot.
Two things:
- I’ve seen more nudity in the Bible
- I’ve seen less airbrushing on a beaded t-shirt in Myrtle Beach South Carolina
Why do they airbrush the SHIT out of these things? She’s like 24 and has huge tits. She’s all set. It’s not like she’s some aging actress trying to get back some of the glory of the Buffy days (sorry Kristy! Call me!). We don’t need “sexy elegant” here. This magazine sits on the back of the toilet in a frat house, not the desk of the CEO of Bank of America next to Yachting Digest. I mean how classy can you really be with your tits hanging out in a spank mag photo session? But I digress…
Speaking of naked tits. THERE ARE NONE. It’s the ultimate tease by a girl who will probably make every man in her life put his fist through a wall. I’m pretty sure Jesus doesn’t give you partial credit. So, enjoy? These will probably be gone within a few hours.
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August 14th, 2009 at 8:15 am
Very nice!!! You are correct – there could and should be nudity here … she really does not have anything to hide!
August 15th, 2009 at 1:49 am
Think how frightening it would be if they didn’t airbrush those photos.
Amazingly enough, even nudity won’t make her attractive.
August 15th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
These cheesy pics are the start of the downfalls of the iconic “Playboy” magazine. With thier new editor who used to edit “Maxim”, this is the shit we’re gonna be expected to pay $7 for. No thanks Playboy, keep your cheesy no-nude photos. Meanwhile I will buy Penthouse at least there the women dont have thier clothes on in a Mens “nudy” mag.
August 15th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
oh““`my god…they are so sexy…i love…
August 16th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
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August 17th, 2009 at 5:13 am
Rather see a dick
August 17th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Fatty! I recognize your writing anywhere without even looking at the byline. Miss you, babe!
Yeah it’s Emily. Who else?
August 20th, 2009 at 1:18 am
HAHA! Good going Em. I did write this one! Drop me a line. I’d love to have some Em stuff back on the site.
xoxo
F.
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