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There are rumors floating around that Britney Spears might be engaged. To her talent agent I think. A guy named Jason but I don’t follow Britney’s life close enough to know who this Jason person is. She was photographed wearing a ring on her engagement finger while out shopping the other day and people are starting to speculate.

I don’t exactly know what to say in this situation. Usually when a chick gets engaged I think to myself if I were the guy, would I want to marry her? And in this situation I would say YES! First of all you get access to almost an unlimited amount of money. Secondly you get to bang a pretty hot Britney Spears, we all saw those bikini pics from the other day. And thirdly she always puts her kids on the sideline so you wouldn’t have to worry about being a real dad. That is K-Fed’s job. So in this situation my ruling is yes. Yes I would marry Britney Spears.

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