Kevin Fatterline is About to Get Paid
Kevin Federline has put on a few pounds lately and it shows in just about every picture that has been taken of him in the past few weeks/months. Now he has yet again fallen ass backwards into money and capitalized on his recent weight gain. Nothing is official yet but sources are saying that he has been offered $2.5 million to be the new spokesperson for EP-2 (Extreme Physical Performance).
Of course if he becomes the new spokesperson he will actually have to, you know, work. And he will have to shed the pounds which could bring him back to the body he had when he first met Britney Spears making her want to take him back. OK so I wouldn’t go that far but she will definitely be jealous of Victoria Prince. Now all he has to do is take off his shirt and shoot the before pictures and then he can starts doing squats or whatever the fuck people do to lose weight. K-Fed doesn’t really need the money though. He gets $22,000 off of Britney every month but with this new money coming into his life, you have to question the motives of his girlfriend Victoria Prince. Is she gold digging the gold digger? Karma is a bitch.
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