Jessica Alba Does the Bikini Thing
There are a lot of pictures of Jessica Alba frolicking on the beach with her douche bag boyfriend, or husband, who cares, Cash Warren. But these are the best ones. It is a shame she isn’t giving us a skintight undercarriage shot like she has in the past, but I will definitely settle for these.
Some people on Monday “get a case of the Mondays” but these definitely perked me right up stronger than a double shot of espresso. I just hope this Cash guy is appreciative of the piece of ass he has managed to pull in. If I were dating Jessica Alba, I would kneel down in front of a crucifix every night and cry and pray and thank God at least two dozen times a night. And then when Jessica would enter the room and ask me what I was doing I would turn to her, still on my knees, and wave my arms up and down and say “I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy!”
Photo cred: Splash News
Links that prefer a nude beach
Jessica Simpson is drunk. Yay!- IDLYITW
Jordan has a new slut- Allie Is Wired
Jennifer Love Hewitt is dumpy- Drunken Stepfather
Katy Perry bikini pictures- yeeeah
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Miranda Kerr is in a bikini too- IDLYITW
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I Said God Damn
about 3 years ago - 1 comment
God. Damn. Jessica Alba somehow managed to get hotter two months after having her baby girl Honor Marie. There’s just something better about her. I can’t put my finger on it. Also, her baby just got paid. TMZ has learned Honor Marie Warren, celebuspawn of Jessica Alba and hubby Cash Warren, is now $1.5 million
Jessica Alba Can Go Back To The Gym Now
about 3 years ago - No comments
Ahh… Remember this? Jessica Alba the hot 20 something with perfect skin and an even better body? Here’s to hoping that she’ll get her P90X on and get back into fighting shape for the rest of the summer. Exclusive: Sex, drugs and racist rant. Amy is back! BONERTOWN HOTTIE OF THE DAY: KATE BECKINSALE Kate’s
Jessica Alba is different
about 3 years ago - No comments
God damn Jessica Alba. I guess you can’t complain when one of the hottest chicks on the planet gets a fresh set of Giant Boobies, so I won’t. But pregnant girls kinda creep me out. They’re like pandas, they’re cute from far away but when you get close they just look freaky and might maul
Jessica Alba is goofy
about 4 years ago - 3 comments
Super hot movie star Jessica Alba claims she’s “goofy”?. And my question is: Who cares? She can claim to be Rolanda Queen of the Nicaraguan Sunsets as long as she keeps making movies in a bikini. Nothing says acting chops like a string bikini. True story. “People think of me as just a sexy girl,”
