Archive for July, 2009
Want to go to Michael Jackson’s Funeral? It’ll Cost Ya
Jul 2nd
Michael Jackson’s funeral is going to be at the Staples center in California and it will be July 7th from 10 A.M. PST to noon. A lot of people out there feel very connected with MJ and some of them feel the need to attend the funeral and pay their respects. I wouldn’t be surprised at all if people from around the world fly to America to see the funeral.
There is one catch though, if you are not immediate friends or family, it’ll cost you $25 to get in. Pretty cheap if you ask me, but I am just curious where that money will go. I mean that is like… over $100,000. But you do get some free swag. By that I mean you get a t shirt from his latest “This Is It” tour that he was scheduled to kick off in Europe. I am not in the area so I will not be going but I am sure all seats will be filled and many pictures will be taken and posted onto the net. Of course no one is really digging too deep into the death of Michael Jackson until the autopsy results are released. Even in death, he’s still got it.
Links that will let you view them for free
Over weight, under weight, I would still bang Jessica Simpson- IDLYITW
Hayden Panettiere is still teasing us- Geno’s World
Courtney Love needs to gain weight, still ugly- popbytes
Asteroids is being made into a movie- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Maria Del Alamo in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Lindsay Lohan in a see through shirt- yeeeah
Bar Refaeli is nude but not showing anything- IDLYITW
Jon & Kate Gosselin aren’t so popular anymore- notorious news
Michael Jackson likes the drugs- Celeb News Wire
Zac Efron is cheating on Vanessa Anne Hudgens with Megan Fox. Can you really blame him? – Allie Is Wired
Britney Spears brunette boating- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Denise Richards in a bikini- I Don’t Want Your Life
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
LiLo is not engaged. But she wants you to think she is. – Amy Grindhouse
Lady GaGa shows off her bod- Holy Moly
Kevin Jonas is Gonna get Laid!
Jul 2nd
Selah! Finally. After performing for millions of horny teenage girls and turning them down for sex at every turn, Kevin Jonas is going to get married and finally, FINALLY, get some tail. I am so happy for this little man. Yes the Jonas Brothers suck but what erks me is the fact that Disney is forcing them to wear promise rings. These little things you put on your finger to state that you will not have sex before marriage.
And the piece of tail he is pulling in isn’t that bad either. The first thing I thought of when I saw her is that she looks like a latino Ashley Tisdale. I would totally hit that shit. She has a name but I won’t bother typing it because there is no chance of her going back on the market anytime soon. That is the thing about good religious goody goodys like Kevin Jonas, once they are married, they are married FOR LIFE.
LiLo is still Gettin’ Paid
Jul 1st
It has been a while since I posted on Lindsay Lohan. More than likely because I don’t wanna hear about her love troubles with Samantha Ronson but it seems that things are over for sure and she is out of her life. LiLo official 23rd birthday isn’t until tomorrow but she got a huge paycheck for having a birthday party the other day at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas.
The hotel and casino paid her $70,000 to hold her party there. They probably thought since it was a 21 and over party that a lot of people would be hitting up the tables, but they probably just chilled poolside and scoped out Lohan in a bikini. At least that is what I would have done. In many ways this is a landmark for Lohan. She tried to throw a 21st birthday party at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas but it was cancelled when she checked into rehab. And she set up a site for her 22nd birthday party but there ere no takers. Congrats Linds! You made all of us non-celebrities hate ourselves just a little bit more.
Links that were born on the fourth of July
R.Kelly, still bangin’ underage girls- IDLYITW
Chicks in abthing suits- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Best and worst beach bodies- popbytes
Bruno answers digg questions- Geno’s World
Sarah Palin looks good in spandex- Drunken Stepfather
You might see Hayden Panetierre’s ass in her new movie- yeeeah
Michael Jackson likes to get high. REALLY high. – IDLYITW
Hilary Duff is the new Gossip Girl – notorious news
Lindsay Lohan is anything but a workaholic- Celeb News Wire
Britney Spears has a new music video out- Allie Is Wired
Jessica Alba. Because she’s hot- I Don’t Want Your Life
Holly Madison is back with douche bag extraordinaire Criss Angel- Amy Grindhouse
Peaches Geldof snapped with mystery man- Holy Moly
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Michael Jackson’s Will was Released
Jul 1st
Finally the will of Michael Jackson who died last Thursday was released to the public. Or it leaked to the public. Something happened but now we have the juicy details. He leaves his three children to his mother Katherine and leaves his dad absolutely nothing. The will itself apparently has a few years on it, possibly not updated since 2003, because it leaves his accountant as a co-executor, whatever the fuck that is, but he resigned in 2003.
He also said that if he dies and his mother is already dead to leave the kids with Diana Ross. Now that is a name I didn’t expect to see in the news anytime soon. No one knows yet how much Michael Jackson’s estate is worth if anything. I am sure after they fix up Neverland Ranch and if, IF, they bury him there, then it willbe a lot like Graceland and fetch millions of dollars a year.
