Does the Carpet Match the Drapes?
Yesterday Lindsay Lohan dyed her hair blonde in a desperate attempt to look…blonde. Everytime she dyes her hair people make fun of her and say she shouldn’t be blonde or brunette or whatever the case may be and then praise her when she dyes her hair back to the carrot top look that is natural to her. Therefore, I will not waste my time.
The thing is it took 11 hours in the hair salon to get her hair like that. The only thing I do that takes 11 hours is sex. That’s right. I am a monster in bed. OK so maybe it is more like 11 seconds but that isn’t the question in tow. The question is: does the carpet match the drapes? Does SamRo have an answer for that? Is SamRo worth looking at for 10 seconds and run the risk of vomiting all over myself to receive the answer? Answer: no. Also, the Daily Mail is saying LiLo was smoking an illicit cigarette in the salon when she was getting her hair did. I don’t know if that means joint or just a regular smoke that is against the rules. I guess we will know after she parties until 3 a.m. tonight.
Lindsay Lohan Found A New Drug
about 1 year ago - No comments
Lindsay Lohan has been wearing a SCRAM bracelet for about a week or so now and she had to go through the agonizing pain all alcoholics do and attend Memorial Day bbqs and whatnot and watch people get hammered and there isn’t shit for her to do about it. Of course Lindsay is too good
LiLo Must SCRAM
about 1 year ago - No comments
The pic above is of Lindsay Lohan a couple of months back when she was supposed to be “sober” under a judges ruling. Well, LiLo the party is over. The judge in the Lindsay Lohan case said that within 24 hours she has to wear a SCRAM bracelet on her ankle, similar to what Paris
Bitch Fight!
about 1 year ago - No comments
It is being reported that Lindsay Lohan’s watering hole has been infiltrated by punk rocker wannabe Avril Lavigne. I love Avril 18 million times more than I like Lindsay so I am totally team Avril. They got into it at The Chateau Marmont where Avril told LiLo she was fake and that she didn’t like
Michael Lohan Lawyers Up
about 1 year ago - No comments
Michael Lohan has taken the next step in order to get his kid, Lindsay, sober. He hired lawyer Lisa Bloom and wrote a letter to the judge in the Lindsay Lohan DUI probation case. She is looking at facing serious jail time if convicted but Michael, along with a lot of other people, would rather
Lindsay Lohan Is Going To Play A Porn Star
about 1 year ago - No comments
This story has been in the news for over a week now and I do not think it is going to go away until I write something about it. Up until today, it was only rumor that Lindsay Lohan may take Anna Faris’ spot in playing a famous porn star, Linda Lovelace, in a bio
Lindsay Lohan Might Be Going To Jail
about 1 year ago - No comments
I like Lindsay Lohan. I like waking up every morning and reading stories about her and her fucked up life. But recently, it has been too fucked up. I am Team Michael and think Lindsay needs to grow the fuck up and listen to his ass and kick booze to the curb once and for
A Family Restraining Order
about 1 year ago - No comments
Dina Lohan and her children have had enough of Michael Lohan’s shit and now they are all getting a restraining order. According to Michael, during his TMZ interview he said that they have no legal right to get a restraining order but I guess the guy is gonna believe what he wants to believe. Ali
Lindsay Lohan Fails, Again
about 1 year ago - No comments
It seems that Lindsay Lohan can not catch a break. First her dad barges in her apartment where she was trying to get high in peace and then her father goes to TMZ to talk down his own daughter. I personally agree with Michael Lohan 100% and don’t think it is necessary to give Lindsay
The Cops Visited With Lindsay Lohan
about 1 year ago - No comments
Michael Lohan seems to be 110% positive that Lindsay Lohan needs help. I have seen the pics of her falling down drunk every night and she is currently on probation from the court saying that she is not supposed to drink or use drugs but the court also is not requiring her to do drug
Lindsay Lohan Is In $500k Debt
about 1 year ago - No comments
It seems that just because you have been in a few hit movies and get paid to go out partying every night in Hollywood doesn’t mean your financial woes in life are over. You see Lindsay Lohan hasn’t done shit since her last movie and she is still spending like she is a millionaire. According
about 2 years ago
I’m pretty sure there’s no carpet there. And we’re pretty sure Sam has hardwood floors.