Some Idol Chick Died
Yuck! Just looking at this chick makes me wanna puke my guts out. This is not a fun way to start the week but it is about the only thing worthwhile in the news today. Over the weekend Alexis Cohen a.k.a. Glitter Girl died in a hit and run accident. Accident? Not sure if that is the case. I am sure someone heard her sing and decided to plow that bitch over in their car.
In case you have never heard of this girl before, she was a voted off contestant on American Idol and she did one of those “fuck the judges” and “I will make it someday” bits after the judges pointed out her lack of talent. She did a Funny or Die video but I won’t link it because she is just as bad at telling jokes as she is singing. I know I am insensitive but when someone looks as bad as her you kind of have to be harsh. Her AI reaction was harsh, her FOD video reaction was harsh and now her death is harsh. We will miss you Glitter Girl. Not really. I hope you are making the angel’s ears bleed in heaven.
