He’s Single, He’s Taken, Most of all: He’s a Player

I know I like to talk a lot about d-listers and gold diggers because they can be so much fun in the tabloids but Jon Gosselin is like 1,000,000 times more fun. First of all I have seen every single episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8at least 10 times in my life. I am a big fan. And now that he did what everyone has been watching the show for the past few years wanted him to do, leave Kate Gosselin, people are seriously taking his side in the tabloids.

Everyone knows that Kate [Gosselin] is a money hungry control freak that will do anything it takes to exploit her kids to make an easy buck but Jon just enjoys the nice weather, dates around a little bit and gets an apartment as far away from Kate as humanly possible. He talked to People magazine and E! News and gave some conflicting reports stating that he really likes Hailey Glassman but that they are not an item.

Also, he says that he deeply cares for Kate Majors and said that he admires her for leaving her job at Star magazine so she could date him. No word on Deanna Hummell. I guess that little porno of hers made her embarassed and he couldn’t be seen in the headlines as dating a porn star because that would make a negative impression on his kids. To summarize, Jon is dating two hotties and there is probably another one on the way. Rock on Jon! Motorcycle and all!

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Links that are playing the field

Alessandra Ambrosia is hot- IDLYITW

K-Fed isn’t getting his own show- Allie Is Wired

Elisabetta Gregoraci looks great in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather

Lindsay Lohan, worker bee- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

I see Ali Larter’s fanny- IDLYITW

Spread this like a virus, baby!