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I don’t watch So You Think You Can Dance because I am not gay and I am not a Broadway performer. However, I am pretty sure that 99.9% of women out there watch it. If I was a “player” I could watch the show and then have something to talk about when I hit on women in the bar, but I am shallow and I can not bring myself to do it.

Last night Katie Holmes was on the show and she danced to a Judy Garland song from some old as dirt stupid movie called summer stock. Or maybe it was a play, or maybe I just don’t care. One thing is for sure, she looked fit and happy. My spank bank would have been wide open to the brunette deposit if I had actually watch the show. But I didn’t. One thing is for sure, she looks 100 times better than those “out and about” pics you see of her with her scientolo-freak husband Tom Cruise.

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