Demi Lovato is back on the Market
I have some news, but it is a little difficult to comprehend rather it is good news or bad news. The good news is, she is back on the market. The bad news is, she is only 16. The most recent person she was dating was freak-a-zoid and pedophile boyfriend Trace Cyrus. I know what you are thinking. Cyrus? Isn’t there another celebrity by the name Cyrus? Yes, it is Miley Cyrus’ older brother who is 20.
He left a long winded statement with People magazine saying that they both want two different things in life and that they “both” were too busy to really connect. In other words this pedo couldn’t get in her jeans and he called it off because of that. I love how he says they were both busy. Fact is, she is busy and didn’t have time for his overly pierced ass. He has a band called Metro Station but I doubt his schedule doesn’t allow time for a girlfriend. So all in all, Demi Lovato is back on the market. Hooray?
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Demi Lovato Is Back On The Market
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I kind of feel like a dirty old man for writing this but Demi Lovato is 17 now and that is legal in my state so I feel a little less dirty. Demi Lovato and Nick Jonas’ pussy ass split and now Demi is available for someone who isn’t terrified of his own penis. Granted
