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OK so I have no idea who this chick is. Apparently at first, last spring, Jon Gosselin was dating a girl named Deanna Hummel and then a sex tape of her leaked, which was pretty good, and then she fell off the face of the earth. Now he is out with this “mystery” woman. The tabloids love a mystery woman. Well they do at first and then they are chomping at the bit to get her name so they can Google her and dig up the dirt.

Just last Friday Jon put downa  down payment on a New York apartment and he has grown more and more distant of his supercunt wife Kate Gosselin. If I were in his shoes I would be doing the same thing. This guy gives hope to middle aged men around the world. Married? Who cares? 8 kids? Who cares? Mortgage? Who cares? Go out, buy a motorcycle and start dating random hotties and drink like there is no tomorrow. This guy is the shit. I aspire to be more like him in my life. Well, except for the kids and the wife and the constant drinking. Other than that this dude gets a 10!

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