Madonna Kills People
OK so maybe Madonna isn’t a serial killer herself, but her little bullshit performances around the world (that feature her trying to look like a sexy 20 year old but actually just depicts a sorry old lady with witch arms) caused two people to die this week. It happened when they were setting up her stage. One man was hit with a crane and died instantly and the police aren’t saying if the second person who just died was a male or a female or how he/she died.
I am sure Madonna is oblivious to all this shit and could care less about the lives of stage hands. When someone came into Madonna’s dressing room and told her a second person died while setting up her stage she said, ” Did you see my thong? I bought a new thong. Wanna see it? It is black. This… now this will make 20 year olds want to fuck me again.”
Links that are very appealing to 20 year olds
Britney Spears is already cheating- IDLYITW
Jordan is in a bikini/lingerie thing – Allie Is Wired
Ashley Tisdale; still in a bikini, still hot- Drunken Stepfather
Renee Zellweger is the weirdest looking person in Hollywood- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Kim Kardashian is a good salesman- IDLYITW
Now THIS is Hot
about 2 years ago - No comments
I don’t usually eat breakfast when I wake up because the thought of food makes me gag. Now I found something brand new to gag about. OK so it isn’t “brand new”. Madonna has had veiny heroin arms for years but this picture emphasizes just about every vein in each arm. People on tv are
Take THAT Bitch!
about 2 years ago - No comments
The tabloids were all abuzz yesterday when it was being reported that Madonna was adopting a baby named Mercy James from Malawi. All things looked good until she pulled a Nadya Suleman. What I mean by that is, she tried to adopt as a single mother. Octomom never tried to adopt, but being a single
Madonna Is Finalizing Her Kidnapping
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
Madonna feels that having only a handful of kids isn’t enough, and much like Nadya Suleman, she wants many more. Madonna is heading to Milawi to finalize her kidnappingadoption of 3 year old Mercy James which other civilians of the area are protesting. This is basically the equivalent of Amy Winehouse coming to America and
Madonna Nude Sells For $37,500
about 2 years ago - No comments
Yuk! I am trying to hold down my puke as I write this. Recently Madonna auctioned off a nude picture of herself which I think was taken before she launched her music career. I won’t torture you by posting the pic here. But there is one word to describe them. Hairy. And for that matter
Brit, J.T. and Madge To Perform Together
about 3 years ago - No comments
Well it is gonna be a blowout tonight at Dodger Stadium. We all remember Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera performing on stage and kissing Madonna at the MTV Music Awards or whatever the fuck that was. Now Brit Brit, J.T. and Madge will be raising the roof tonight. No word yet on weather or not
about 2 years ago
if i was on Madge’s staff, i’d head for the hills or demand a pay increase.
about 2 years ago
I think you’re a fucking asshole who should be taken out and shot for publishing this kind of bullshit aimed at young girls.
You know damn well that what you’re doing is wrong, yet you do it. What in the hell does that make you? A worm amongst men, a dysfunctional piece of shit, a sick son of a bitch who would do absolutely anything for attention and money? All of the above. Furthermore your agenda isn’t lost on me, I know it’s about more than money and cash, it’s about degrading the human condition in order to control people. Fuck you. I hope you get yours cause trust me asshole, you’re nothing more than an inconsequential piece of shit to the people you suck.
about 2 years ago
Um, what? Yeeeah. I got nothing from that.