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OK so maybe Madonna isn’t a serial killer herself, but her little bullshit performances around the world (that feature her trying to look like a sexy 20 year old but actually just depicts a sorry old lady with witch arms) caused two people to die this week. It happened when they were setting up her stage. One man was hit with a crane and died instantly and the police aren’t saying if the second person who just died was a male or a female or how he/she died.

I am sure Madonna is oblivious to all this shit and could care less about the lives of stage hands. When someone came into Madonna’s dressing room and told her a second person died while setting up her stage she said, ” Did you see my thong? I bought a new thong. Wanna see it? It is black. This… now this will make 20 year olds want to fuck me again.”

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Britney Spears is already cheating- IDLYITW

Jordan is in a bikini/lingerie thing – Allie Is Wired

Ashley Tisdale; still in a bikini, still hot- Drunken Stepfather

Renee Zellweger is the weirdest looking person in Hollywood- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Kim Kardashian is a good salesman- IDLYITW