Amy Winehouse and Husband Split
Amy Winehouse and her now former husband haven’t been together for months. Blake Fielder-Civil filed for a divorce forever ago and if you have ever in your life seen anypicture of Amy Winehouse you would know why. The reason for the divorce according to Blake was the fact that Amy cheated and that they can not forgive each other blah blah.
I don’t think anyone cares that they got divorced, the truth is the British paparazzi who are fucking crazy just want to see Amy slip into a depression so she turns back to drugs which will give us another trainwreck in the tabloids that the news desperately needs and then cross your fingers for video surfacing of her shooting smack or smoking crack. When asked by the adoring public outside the courtroom if she had another guy in mind to date she just queefed and burped a little bit and escaped in her “bug”.
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