Jessica Simpson is Back on the Market

After being together for,what, over a year Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson has split. This is one particular courtship I could care less about because now that Jessica is on the market, me and everyone I know still doesn’t have a snowballs chance in hell of hooking up with her. She doesn’t have a low self esteem and she knows exactly how hot she is and will land just about any stud that she wants.

However, she will be getting more hot in the months to come. Especially on the small screen, because she sucks at the big screen, with a show called The Price of Beauty. I didn’t know about the show until today but I am sure it will revolve around Jessica being a dumb, but hot, blonde who asks things like, is it chicken or fish? At which point all the desperate female teens out there that are starving themselves to look like Jessica will say OMG she is like, sooo funny! And then they will puke up their dinner.