Fatback Media

Now that Jon and Kate Gosselin are divorced, or at least getting divorced, they are free to do just about anything they want. The stories we will see in the tabloids for the upcoming weeks and month and, let’s face it, years they will show their true colors. Kate starting showing her colors when she ditched the kids with a nanny and went to L.A. to talk about either a show idea or another book idea. No one is sure exactly what she was there for.

In the meantime, Jon had a little date with a girlfriend of his at a local bar. I can almost guarantee miller light was involved. Again sanz kids. I don’t see what the hell his pickup line would be. Whatever the pick up line is, I am sure it would have to drown the fact that he is partially balding and has 8 kids. I bet it is a KILLER line. It has to be with all this tail he has been pulling in lately. If I ever go to Pennsylvania, which I won’t, then I definitely want Jon Gosselin as my wingman. With the lines he got, I could go through a box of trojans in a weekend. What’s up Jon? You wanna do this?

Source