Fatback Media

Britney Spears is still a tool to her daddy’s conservatorship over her life. But she is a clever girl. If she wants to get high, she gets high. That is why she has been having her assistant buy diet pills for her so not only does she get a pick me up from that, but she stays in shape as well. Smart. She is also washing those diet pills down with red bull which apparently turns you into a caffeine zombie.

But alas, her father got wind of this little operation and put it to a stop right away. Even K-Fed got involved and tried to talk some sense into her and she flipped out on him and he told the Spears’ camp that she is reverting to her old ways again. I say go for it. I like caffeine like just about every other person in this world and I LOVED the “old” Britney. She was fun and crazy and it took headlines away from shit like Michael Jackson and Jon and Kate Gosselin. This is the tabloid injection this world needs right now. I am gonna get backstage tickets to one of her shows and give her some chocolate covered espresso beans and a 4 pack of the new red bull cola. I will have a better show backstage than I ever did at a concert.

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