Another D-Lister gets a Divorce
I love d-listers. They cheer up my day. And when I was a little young man and liked movies like Terminator 2, Terminator 2 cheered up my day. That means I owe Edward Furlong two times over. His wife, I guess because he has a little dick, is divorcing him. That is too bad because from the pic she looks pretty hot. Well cute anyway. They have a kid together and she is filing for joint custody.
I am sure she is not don’t sucking at the teet of her 15 minutes of fame and will try to get a spot on Law & Order or some shit. Kind of like what Ed did when his career iswas going nowhere. Of course there is always the sex tape route. That always propels people to fame. This is a d-lister story so I am under contractual obligation to suggest a sex tape when a d-lister eeks his/her way into headlines. Think about it.
