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Lindsay Lohan’s movie career is going nowhere. Her latest film is called Labor Pains and it will air on ABC Family this month. Apparently she plays a pregnant chick who likes to drink red bull. To throw some gas on the fire, it is being reported now that she turned down a role in the blockbuster hit The Hangover. Ouch.

So instead of a stripper with freckles all over her ass you got Heather Graham, much better choice. I am not sure what LiLo will do next but I am sure it won’t make it to the big screen. She can try her hand at music again, which basically is just Lohan shooting music videos where she, yes, drinks more red bull and wears 15 different pairs of sunglasses at night. Outside of that, Lohan is going nowhere. Nice knowin’ ya LiLo.

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