Kevin Jonas is Gonna get Laid!
Selah! Finally. After performing for millions of horny teenage girls and turning them down for sex at every turn, Kevin Jonas is going to get married and finally, FINALLY, get some tail. I am so happy for this little man. Yes the Jonas Brothers suck but what erks me is the fact that Disney is forcing them to wear promise rings. These little things you put on your finger to state that you will not have sex before marriage.
And the piece of tail he is pulling in isn’t that bad either. The first thing I thought of when I saw her is that she looks like a latino Ashley Tisdale. I would totally hit that shit. She has a name but I won’t bother typing it because there is no chance of her going back on the market anytime soon. That is the thing about good religious goody goodys like Kevin Jonas, once they are married, they are married FOR LIFE.
So far there are 4 SEXY COMMENTS » What do you think, sugar?
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4 Comments to “Kevin Jonas is Gonna get Laid!”
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July 2nd, 2009 at 3:39 am
I thought it was Haley Duff (Hillary’s not so hot sister.)
July 2nd, 2009 at 12:26 pm
You’re getting your information wrong. Disney didn’t force the boys to wear the rings – they were gifts from their parents. The boys are Evangelical and chose to honor the rings.
I will agree the fiance looks a bit like Tisdale though.
July 3rd, 2009 at 4:36 am
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July 20th, 2009 at 6:06 am
omg keven you are cute but when whe are talking about her uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh she is ugly iam preety dan her fuck her :[