Archive for June, 2009
Victoria Beckham Got Breast Reuction Surgery
Jun 17th
Victoria Beckham has looked hot for years. She isn’t one of these chicks like Pamela Anderson who has to have ENORMOUS boobs just to look somewhat good. She had surgery a grand total of 3 times. Once for regular implants, then a bigger but and now breast reduction. She is now down to a squeezable 34B.
I really like big boobs I truly do but when there is boobs that is soft and can fit in your hands, not only does it make my hands look bigger in comparison but they are soft and mailable and fun to play with. So Victoria, who I am sure got the reduction for the sexual preferences of David Beckham, should head over my way and let me test them out. A squeeze there, a nipple tweak there. You know, just so I know they are comfortable. If you like my place you can hang for the weekend. You know while David is off doing all that underwear stuff. We can talk about how men never have time for their women. Oh men. What are you gonna do? Can’t live with them, can’t live without them. Yes, a couple of sassy girlfriends we will be. After the boob inspection of course.
Linsk that are a D-cup and still growing
Will Smith and his tranny wife Jada Pinkett Smith are gettin’ freaky- IDLYITW
Killing puppies is not cute- Geno’s World
Is Britney Spears getting married again? – popbytes
Sanjaya is a stright gay guy- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
How to be an attention whore for dummies- Allie Is Wired
Tori Spelling still looks weird in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Lindsay Lohan is such a loser she got dumped by a chick she wasn’t even going out with- yeeeah
Megan Fox shows off her fine little tush- IDLYITW
Lauren Conrad likes being flat- notorious news
Amy Winehouse’s parents are just now realizing that drugs and alcohol might kill Amy- Holy Moly
Fergie is a cover girl- Amy GrindhouseÂ
J.Lo has a boring career- I Don’t Want Your Life
Kate Gosselin Beats Her Kids
Jun 17th
I am trying to do about as little stories about Kate and Jon Gosselin and the Gosselin family as possible. It has come to my attention that not everyone on the net are as big of fans of Jon and Kate Plus 8 as I am. Their loss. But now some very controversial photos have surfaced surrounding Kate Gosselin and the spanking of one of her sextuplet children, Leah.
Usually when you spank your kids, you are trying to teach them a valuable lesson in life and it is usually the last resort. And 99.9% of the time they are under the age of 4. Not in this case. The reason she was spanking her 5 year old is because Kate warned her not to blow a whistle while she was on the phone. The kid, being a kid, kept blowing the whistle and Kate lost it.
She still claims she is a good mother and defended herself through her reps saying, “Whether the paparazzi are there or not, I am a mother first. I love my children and when they misbehave, I discipline them as I deem appropriate for the situation.” I could sit here and bash her and call her names but I usually let MILFs get off the hook. If she would stop shaving the back of her head and actually get some real hair, she would be in my top 10 MILFs of all time. Since she isn’t MILFish yet, I will have to give her a hard time. She is a bitch! There.
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Megan Fox is Single!
Jun 16th
What else is there to say. Nothing gives me more hope on a Tuesday morning and confirms the beleif that al is right in the world than the news that Megan Fox is indeed single. There are a lot of men out there who are chomping at the bit to date and maybe even fuck Megan Fox but she says she already has a man in mind.
She refers to him as a “Korean Justin Timberlake”. What a fucking bummer. You figure since everyone and their brother is deeply in love with Megan Fox that after months or years of dating Brian Austin Green or however long they dated that she would probably want to keep her options open. I could care less. I don’t mind. Who needs Megan Fox? ::cries:: Please don’t date him Megan. Give me a try. I can open doors for you. I will buy you presents. Wanna see me juggle? Look! Do you like that? Ta da!
Links that are dependent on Megan Fox
Irina Shayk is a model- IDLYITW
Ryan Reynolds is mysterious- Geno’s World
Josh Duhamel is a transformer- popbytes
Audrina Patridge bikini hotness- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Bruno takes it off for GQ- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Demi Lovato has the worst sunglasses in the world- yeeeah
Chastity Bono is a male man with a penis- IDLYITW
I’m A Celebrity…kills celebrities! – notorious news
Lindsay Lohan is topless, nobody cares- Allie Is Wired
The loneliest vagina in the world- I Don’t Want Your Life
Mariah Carey looks hot on the cover of her latest single- Amy Grindhouse
Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like a little old lady- Drunken Stepfather
Lindsay Lohan A Thief?
Jun 16th
Lindsay Lohan is being questioned by police for the theft of over $400,000 in jewelry that she wore for an Elle photo shoot. Of course her rep is basically emphasizing that everyone involved in the shoot is being questioned including hair stylists, make-up artists and even photographers.
Not that I am accusing Lohan of doing anything wrong here, but this chick gets some serious bad press. I mean some people, mainly Michael Lohan, believes that no press is bad press but I just can’t find anything positive to write about this starlet. The past week even the mentioning of the name Lohan made me sick to my stomach but then I realized how much fun it is to talk about her and how her life is like watching a trainwreck only it is going about 2 mph but when the trains to connect, there is still as much damage there as though they were traveling 70 mph.
