Archive for June, 2009
Susan Boyle Didn’t Win
Jun 1st
Susan Boyle was the leading contestant on a show on the other side of the pond called Britain’s Got Talent. I am sure that everyone is familiar with America’s Got Talent and the shows are almost identical, meaning the both suck equally.
Anyway, since Susan didn’t win the show she had a little break down and is now in the hospital. I am guessing she realized that her 15 minutes of YouTube fame wasn’t gonna last forever and decided to pull the whole PR “exhaustion” move and check herself into a looney bin. Don’t worry I am sure the place is well stocked with tea and everyone else who is a patient there thinks that her loss on the show was “bullocks.” Rather.
Links that don’t need a show to sell millions of albums
Kate Gosselin is in a bikini. Me likey- IDLYITW
Taylor Swift is pretty- yeeeah
The New Moon trailer- Allie Is Wired
Lily Allen is sunbathing topless- Drunken Stepfather
The 2009 MTV Movie Awards were last night- popbytes
Bud light has more than one use- Geno’s World
Mila Kunis is hot- IDLYITW
Billy Bob Thornton’s daughter charged with murder- notorious news
I’m Bringing Blogging Back is closing it’s doors- IBBB
Megan Fox admits she’s a straight up ho- Celeb News Wire
Paris Hilton is getting ready to make your ears bleed- Amy Grindhouse
MTV Movie Awards mega slut post- I Don’t Want Your Life
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
On the set of Gulliver’s travels- Holy Moly
Speidi Can’t Hack It
Jun 1st
There is a new show that is on tv called I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here. It basically takes the bottom dwelling d-listers in Hollywood and put them all together on an island in Costa Rica and make them do shit. I am not quite sure how the show works but it something to do with people in the states calling in and telling the producers how to torture celebrities.
Of course, desperate for even more attention, Speidi signed up to be on the show. And they can not take it. They are actually living up to the shows name and desperately want out of there. According to E!, they expected to be staying at an actual hotel and spend most of the day chilling on the beach. And if you know Heidi Montag’s music videos, she is good at that.
But they weren’t only pissed about the shitty accomodations, they were t.o.ed that they were coupled with people who, in their eyes, were less famous than themselves. Heidi Montag complained to a producer, ” I wish they had some real celebrities like K-Fed.” Shit. You think K-Fed is gonna go out there away from all his alimony money and actually work? Hahaha! I think not!
