Michael Jackson was in Bad Shape

The autopsy report on Michael Jackson has been released to the press, or at least The New York Post and the results are horrifying. They are reporting that during the autopsy they found out that Michael was completely bald and had been wearing a wig for some time. Also they found out that he had nothing in his stomach whatsoever except for a few slightly dissolved pills.

Also he had multiple scars all over his body from plastic surgery. Also needle marks all over his body from injections of what people are speculating were painkillers. On top of all that, he weighed only a mere 112 pounds at the time of his death. This was not the condition of someone who was ready to go on a 50 date tour in Europe. The sad thing is, his ego was so big, he was such an icon, he probably thought he was “too big” to go to rehab. Though a lengthy stint at a rehab facility would have done him a world of good. Very unfortunate.

 

Update: It is now being reported by TMZ that the results from Michael Jackson’s autopsy that was originally posted by The Sun is in fact a fake and that the actual autopsy results have not been released to the public yet. Yea, I know, I find this annoying too. But the good news is, maybe Michael wasn’t in such terrible shape at the time of his passing.

Links that are very fortunate

Lindsay Lohan is hard at work- IDLYITW

Preview of FHM’s hottest women issue- Geno’s World

The elephant in the room- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Michael Jackson is on the cover of Time magazine- popbytes

Janet Jackson talks about Michael at the BET awards- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Britney Spears is brunette, engaged- yeeeah

Kendra Wilkinson is married- IDLYITW

Michael jackson’s mother has filed for guardianship- notorious news

More on Michael Jackson- Celeb News Wire

Cute college girl of the day- College Humor

Lily Allen is…blonde?- I Don’t Want Your Life

Jessica Simpson has a thick boy neck. Complete with adams apple- Drunken Stepfather

Britney Spears’  Twitter got hacked- Amy Grindhouse

Heidi Montag has a new song out- Allie Is Wired