Cuntbumpers Hate Kids
I very much so hate a love/hate relationship with Ellen DeGeneres. OK so I don’t hate her but I do make fun of her a lot. She is a sassy lesbian which I love but she is probably the most superficial person in Hollywood. She can’t do one show, ONE SHOW, without giving things away to her audience. She has to “buy” their viewership.
Now, her and her georgeous wife Portia De Rossi are saying that they don’t want kids. It doesn’t surprise me because when Ellen has kids as guests on her show it is like watching a monkey interact with a kitten. They don’t know what to think. I am sure the monkey is thinking, “you’re just sitting there? You’re not going to attack me? You are the king of the jungle”. Meanwhile the kitten is just thinking about how to be cuter and how many hits it will get on YouTube when she plays with a fuzzy ball.
Links that think lesbians suck at being mothers
Hilary Duff in a bikini- IDLYITW
Carly Smithson is going places- Geno’s World
Jennifer Aniston found a new guy who is willing to fuck her- popbytes
Megan Fox doesn’t care about the fans- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Perez Hilton getting decked in the face- Drunken Stepfather
Tea Leoni looks great in a bikini- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Mr.Blonde has long hair- IDLYITW
LiLo bikini pictures coming soon- notorious news
Celebrities play poker- Amy Grindhouse
Kristen Stewart’s stoned ass meets the pavement- yeeeah
There is a bad boo-boo on Marilyn Manson’s heart- Celeb News Wire
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Katie Price has cool sunglasses- Holy Moly
Say hello to Holly Madison’s fake tits- I Don’t Want Your Life
LiLo is a tardy girl- Allie Is Wired
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