Cuntbumpers Hate Kids

I very much so hate a love/hate relationship with Ellen DeGeneres. OK so I don’t hate her but I do make fun of her a lot. She is a sassy lesbian which I love but she is probably the most superficial person in Hollywood. She can’t do one show, ONE SHOW, without giving things away to her audience. She has to “buy” their viewership.

Now, her and her georgeous wife Portia De Rossi are saying that they don’t want kids. It doesn’t surprise me because when Ellen has kids as guests on her show it is like watching a monkey interact with a kitten. They don’t know what to think. I am sure the monkey is thinking, “you’re just sitting there? You’re not going to attack me? You are the king of the jungle”. Meanwhile the kitten is just thinking about how to be cuter and how many hits it will get on YouTube when she plays with a fuzzy ball.

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Links that think lesbians suck at being mothers

Hilary Duff in a bikini- IDLYITW

Carly Smithson is going places- Geno’s World

Jennifer Aniston found a new guy who is willing to fuck her- popbytes

Megan Fox doesn’t care about the fans- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Perez Hilton getting decked in the face- Drunken Stepfather

Tea Leoni looks great in a bikini- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Mr.Blonde has long hair- IDLYITW

LiLo bikini pictures coming soon- notorious news

Celebrities play poker- Amy Grindhouse

Kristen Stewart’s stoned ass meets the pavement- yeeeah