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Sarah Jessica Parker is an old woman with a dried up uterus so she used a third party with Matthew Broderick’s sperm, I guess, to create a pair of twins. Now the woman has had the babies and SJP will swoop in to claim what is legally hers. I am sure the surrogate mother is happy with all the attention she has been getting lately but I am sure she is glad that it is over because this means she will not have to look at SJP’s ugly mug anymore.

Let’s face it, even if SJP was in tip top shape and could of had these babies on her own, you wouldn’t want to see what the offspring of Matthew Broderick and SJP would look like. I am sure this would make a killer “if they mated” bit on Conan O’Brien. If Conan O’Brien even does that anymore.

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