Horseface Gets Her Puppies
Sarah Jessica Parker is an old woman with a dried up uterus so she used a third party with Matthew Broderick’s sperm, I guess, to create a pair of twins. Now the woman has had the babies and SJP will swoop in to claim what is legally hers. I am sure the surrogate mother is happy with all the attention she has been getting lately but I am sure she is glad that it is over because this means she will not have to look at SJP’s ugly mug anymore.
Let’s face it, even if SJP was in tip top shape and could of had these babies on her own, you wouldn’t want to see what the offspring of Matthew Broderick and SJP would look like. I am sure this would make a killer “if they mated” bit on Conan O’Brien. If Conan O’Brien even does that anymore.
Links that can conceive octuplets
Sissy fight !!!- IDLYITW
Cameron Diaz signs autographs at the unvieling of her star on the Hollywood walk of fame- Geno’s World
Miley Cyrus is a sleazy little bitch- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Kat Moss is too lazy to walk- popbytes
R.I.P. Ed McMahon- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Chris Brown gets off scottfree- IDLYITW
Perez Hilton is not GLAAD- notorious news
Katie Price has big breasts. I . Want.- Drunken Stepfather
Lil Allen isn’t fooling us – Allie Is Wired
Paris Hilton doesn’t care about your social conventions- Celeb News Wire
Megan Fox is a genius- yeeeah
Bruno is popular- Amy Grindhouse
AbiClancy is still alive- Holy Moly
Kristin Cavallari is an underrated hotty- I Do’t Want Your Life
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