Garth Brooks’ Sister is Fun
Garth Brooks is about as boring as they come. Country music sucks and he doesn’t ever go out and party or get in the tabloids because he has a conservative personality. But his sister sounds like a pretty cool chick. Recently the cops had to chase her down after she skipped her meds and streaked out of her lesbian partner’s house and ran amok in the subdivision.
I don’t mean to make jokes about people with bi-polar disorder because that is just rude, but when a chick, especially a lesbian chick, rips off all her clothes and runs naked through a neighborhood, I kinda like them instantly. I am sure Garth cried himself to sleep that night cause he was embarassed. Of course Garth’s bitch ass is probably gonna write a song about it in between songs about his pick em’ up truck breaking down and his hunting dog getting run over by a semi.
Links that don’t own a stitch of clothing
The Hills stars are sexy- IDLYITW
London Premiere of Bruno- Geno’s World
Paris Hilton looks like a genie- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Gwen Stefani does Elle magazine- popbytes
Katy Perry sues Katie Perry- Allie Is Wired
Katie Price is still modeling- Holy Moly
Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan hate Jon and Kate Gosselin- IDLYITW
Adam Lambert is on People magazine’s hot bachelor list- notorious news
Morgan Freeman accused of incestual affair- yeeeah
Liv Tyler to the rescue- Celeb News Wire
Petra Marklund is in a bikini- Drunken Stepfather
Audrina Patridge is still in Mexico- I Don’t Want Your Life
