Garth Brooks’ Sister is Fun

Garth Brooks is about as boring as they come. Country music sucks and he doesn’t ever go out and party or get in the tabloids because he has a conservative personality. But his sister sounds like a pretty cool chick. Recently the cops had to chase her down after she skipped her meds and streaked out of her lesbian partner’s house and ran amok in the subdivision.

I don’t mean to make jokes about people with bi-polar disorder because that is just rude, but when a chick, especially a lesbian chick, rips off all her clothes and runs naked through a neighborhood, I kinda like them instantly. I am sure Garth cried himself to sleep that night cause he was embarassed. Of course Garth’s bitch ass is probably gonna write a song about it in between songs about his pick em’ up truck breaking down and his hunting dog getting run over by a semi.

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