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Victoria Beckham has looked hot for years. She isn’t one of these chicks like Pamela Anderson who has to have ENORMOUS boobs just to look somewhat good.  She had surgery a grand total of 3 times. Once for regular implants, then a bigger but and now breast reduction. She is now down to a squeezable 34B.

I really like big boobs I truly do but when there is boobs that is soft and can fit in your hands, not only does it make my hands look bigger in comparison but they are soft and mailable and fun to play with. So Victoria, who I am sure got the reduction for the sexual preferences of David Beckham, should head over my way and let me test them out. A squeeze there, a nipple tweak there. You know, just so I know they are comfortable. If you like my place you can hang for the weekend. You know while David is off doing all that underwear stuff. We can talk about how men never have time for their women. Oh men. What are you gonna do? Can’t live with them, can’t live without them. Yes, a couple of sassy girlfriends we will be. After the boob inspection of course.

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