Megan Fox is Single!
What else is there to say. Nothing gives me more hope on a Tuesday morning and confirms the beleif that al is right in the world than the news that Megan Fox is indeed single. There are a lot of men out there who are chomping at the bit to date and maybe even fuck Megan Fox but she says she already has a man in mind.
She refers to him as a “Korean Justin Timberlake”. What a fucking bummer. You figure since everyone and their brother is deeply in love with Megan Fox that after months or years of dating Brian Austin Green or however long they dated that she would probably want to keep her options open. I could care less. I don’t mind. Who needs Megan Fox? ::cries:: Please don’t date him Megan. Give me a try. I can open doors for you. I will buy you presents. Wanna see me juggle? Look! Do you like that? Ta da!
Links that are dependent on Megan Fox
Irina Shayk is a model- IDLYITW
Ryan Reynolds is mysterious- Geno’s World
Josh Duhamel is a transformer- popbytes
Audrina Patridge bikini hotness- Celebrity Dirty Laundry
Bruno takes it off for GQ- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Demi Lovato has the worst sunglasses in the world- yeeeah
Chastity Bono is a male man with a penis- IDLYITW
I’m A Celebrity…kills celebrities! – notorious news
Lindsay Lohan is topless, nobody cares- Allie Is Wired
The loneliest vagina in the world- I Don’t Want Your Life
Mariah Carey looks hot on the cover of her latest single- Amy Grindhouse
Jennifer Love Hewitt looks like a little old lady- Drunken Stepfather
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Megan Fox Might Be Off The Market…Yet Again
about 2 years ago - No comments
Not too long ago Brian Austin Green, Megan Fox’s boyfriend, took to his Twitter account to answer questions from his followers. I think it is cool when celebrities do this but the fact that he is cockblocking me from ever having sex with Megan Fox, I dislike it. He was asked if he was married
You Will Never See A Megan Fox Sex Tape
about 2 years ago - No comments
As stimulating as it is to see the words Megan Fox and sex tape in the same sentence, my boner is about to get a lot more depressed. She tells MTV that she looks disgusting during sex and watching it would be like that of a hippo mating. I say where is her consensus? Make
Megan Fox is Going to be Catwoman
about 2 years ago - No comments
Oo la la. Megan Fox turns the world on with her hotness on a daily basis everywhere she goes but she is about to get even more hotter if that is even possible. She is going to squeeze into a super tight black leather catwoman suit in the next Batman movie. People believed that Batman
Megan Fox Moves Out
about 2 years ago - No comments
People were speculating as recent as a week ago that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green might be engaged which was a let down to a lot of horny perverts around the world. But now it is being reported that Megan Fox has moved out of Brian Austin Green’s home and is now living in
God Damn It!
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
Well, pervs around the world can start crying and cursing their maker now. Megan Fox is off the market. That douche bag Brian Austin Green gave the world the best blessing the world can ask for and broke up with Megan Fox. Then they stayed friends and were apparently fuck buddies which I did not
Megan Fox Is Kinda Pretty
about 3 years ago - 2 comments
If Megan Fox was trying to look like she wasn’t the hottest girl that has ever lived, well sir, she has FAILED. Miserably. Even other hot chicks don’t even fight it anymore. They just sigh and try to act gracious when they call her “pretty”, then they go home and cry and fuck ugly dudes
Megan Fox..can;t typ wid wun hand!@*
about 3 years ago - No comments
This is Megan Fox shooting a spread for the new GQ. Wonder what it’s like to wake up as the hottest chick on earth? I used to ask your mom that. What a whore! There is a video for this (LINK) but I wouldn’t click it at work unless you don’t mind spontaneously fondling your
What A Hag
about 3 years ago - 4 comments
What’s all the fuss about Megan Fox? I guess she’s alright, if you like that type -tall, thin, beautiful face, nice rack, amazing legs, perfect hair- but she’s not all that. I mean, look at her here with sweat pants on and no make up. Guh. I mean I guess I’d hit it. But it’d
Not His Fault
about 3 years ago - No comments
Police are now saying that actor Shia LeBeouf, while intoxicated, did not cause the accident a few nights ago that flipped his vehicle slightly injuring him and Transformers 2 co-star Isabel Lucas. Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says detectives have determined that the other driver, who has not been identified, ran the light and will also
Megan Fox Is An All-Star
about 3 years ago - No comments
This is Megan Fox wearing a Star Wars T-shirt to the Fox All Star Party. Which I assumed was about baseball, but they might have just thrown the party to get Megan Fox to show up in this shirt. I think it goes without saying that Megan Fox is the hottest chick in the universe,
