Megan Fox is Single!

What else is there to say. Nothing gives me more hope on a Tuesday morning and confirms the beleif that al is right in the world than the news that Megan Fox is indeed single. There are a lot of men out there who are chomping at the bit to date and maybe even fuck Megan Fox but she says she already has a man in mind.

She refers to him as a “Korean Justin Timberlake”. What a fucking bummer. You figure since everyone and their brother is deeply in love with Megan Fox that after months or years of dating Brian Austin Green or however long they dated that she would probably want to keep her options open. I could care less. I don’t mind. Who needs Megan Fox? ::cries:: Please don’t date him Megan. Give me a try. I can open doors for you. I will buy you presents. Wanna see me juggle? Look! Do you like that? Ta da!

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Links that are dependent on Megan Fox

Irina Shayk is a model- IDLYITW

Ryan Reynolds is mysterious- Geno’s World

Josh Duhamel is a transformer- popbytes

Audrina Patridge bikini hotness- Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Bruno takes it off for GQ- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Demi Lovato has the worst sunglasses in the world- yeeeah

Chastity Bono is a male man with a penis- IDLYITW

I’m A Celebrity…kills celebrities! – notorious news

Lindsay Lohan is topless, nobody cares- Allie Is Wired

The loneliest vagina in the world- I Don’t Want Your Life