Audrina Patridge Makes Eating Sexy

Audrina Patridge is eating Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds. Literally. Paris once did an add for Carls Jr. burgers and I think one or two other celebrities did an ad as well but none as sexy as this one. I like to fantasize about Audrina Patridge naked more often than Paris Hilton because every time I envision Paris without clothes on, I see the crabs start crawling out of her va-jay-jay and it makes me vomit.

Now Audrina is shooting an ad for Carls Jr. cause Paris is out dated and Audrina fills out a bikini much MUCH better. She said she had to wear a reversable bikini in case she got ketchup on it but they could have just hired me and I would have gratefully licked the ketchup off her breast. Aren’t I useful?

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