Audrina Patridge Makes Eating Sexy
Audrina Patridge is eating Paris Hilton’s sloppy seconds. Literally. Paris once did an add for Carls Jr. burgers and I think one or two other celebrities did an ad as well but none as sexy as this one. I like to fantasize about Audrina Patridge naked more often than Paris Hilton because every time I envision Paris without clothes on, I see the crabs start crawling out of her va-jay-jay and it makes me vomit.
Now Audrina is shooting an ad for Carls Jr. cause Paris is out dated and Audrina fills out a bikini much MUCH better. She said she had to wear a reversable bikini in case she got ketchup on it but they could have just hired me and I would have gratefully licked the ketchup off her breast. Aren’t I useful?
Links that are marbled beautifully with fat
Kendra has her own show- IDLYITW
Drew Barrymore might still be banging Justin Long- popbytes
Want to learn how to dance like the New Kids On The Block? I didn’t think so.- Geno’s World
The Final Destination 4 trailer- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Britney’s kids are better dancers than she is- Celeb News Wire
Emma Watson is trying to dress edgy- Drunken Stepfather
Dr.Drew thinks Lindsay will become an amputee- IDLYITW
Demi Lovato is in a bikini- notorious news
What the fuck is wrong with Gwyneth Paltrow’s legs?- yeeeah
Rod Stewart is in a speedo. Yes you can vomit now- Holy Moly
Lance Armstrong has a new baby- Amy Grindhouse
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Amy Winehouse actually managed to writte an album while on vacation- Allie Is Wired
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Arrest Made in LiLo/Audrina Patridge Burglaries
about 2 years ago - 2 comments
Nicholas Prugo, an 18-year-old L.A. native has been arrested for the burglaries of both Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge’s recent burglaries. He is being on $20,000 bond which is a drop in the bucket when compared to the money this guy could make if he is in fact in possession of a LiLo or Audrina
Audrina Patridge is Leaving The Hills
about 2 years ago - 4 comments
It seems like the MTV show The Hillshas lost just about all their talent. First Lauren Conrad ditched the show and now the second most popular member Audrina Patridge is quitting. They still have Kristin Cavallari so you will still get erections from watching the series but your boner just won’t be as big. Heidi
Audrina Patridge Got Robbed On Oscar Night
about 2 years ago - 1 comment
It is not like she was at the Oscars the night of the robbery. It is being reported that on Sunday night/ Monday morning Audrina Patridge’s Hollywood home was robbed. She writes on her blog, ” I had a really rough day today- I got home late last night and realized that my house had
Well, Why Not?
about 3 years ago - No comments
This is Audrina Patridge trying on bikinis. [I thought that you weren't allowed to do that because your junk touches the fabric? Note to self: NEVER try on bikini before washing]. And why wouldn’t Audrina Partridge buy a new bikini? She’s a hot chick with big tits and that’s pretty much all she does for
The Hills Loses The Possibility Of Lesbian Sex
about 3 years ago - 2 comments
So here is some bummer news from The Hills.Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge have been living together for a number of seasons now. But Audrina announced on Mondays episode of The Hillsthat she has found a place of her own. Though she says that her beau Justin Bobby will not be moving in with her.
Audrina Patridge is Filler
about 3 years ago - 1 comment
I save these “girl with big tits in a bikini” posts for days when news is slow or for when I’m out of comish for day or two because of some embassy situation or an overabundance of dirty martinis. So here she is y’all. Audrina Patridge, the poor little rich girl wit the big tits.
