Kate Gosselin Is A Bad Mom. But You Already Knew That.
Kate Gosselin went on a trip recently. No silly, not an acid trip, a trip to a beach in North Carolina. Though the way she acts and dresses, you would think she’s on acid.  During this trip she brought along her 8 kids and not her husband Jon. During the trip guinea pig hair was only thinking about herself and could give a shit less what her 8 kids were up to.
Ann Michele Sweeny, a fellow vacationer told Us magazine, ” she completely ignored her children the entire time. When Kate sat on the edge of the pool, she told one of [the twins], ‘If you splash me, you’re dead meat.’ She was not joking at all.” What a bitch! I am sure she was just upset her little brats weren’t combing her hair or building a massive sand castle that would grab the attention of the paparazzi. But that is what famous people have to do. They have to be flashy and interesting all the time. Those kids better fall in line. And quick. Otherwise they will find themselves in an orphanage or a boarding school. I swear, sometimes kids think that ignoring the paparazzi is a good thing. Dumbass kids.
Links that have their kids in line
Jennifer Ellison does Nuts- IDLYITW
LeAnn Rimes is a stalker- Geno’s World
Barbie is ready to take Las Vegas by storm- popbytes
Betty White is a porn freak- Seriously? OMG! WTF?
Hey, look who’s not dead!- yeeeah
Chris Brown has a tiny penor- Celeb News Wire
Jimi Hendrix may have been murdered- IDLYITW
Conan O’Brien’s ratings dropped dramatically- notorious news
Fat ass+ fat tits= perfect couple- Drunken Stepfather
Mila Kunis is frumpy- I Don’t Want Your Life
Lindsay Lohan still isn’t over Samantha Ronson- Allie Is Wired
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Kelly Osbourne’s hair sucks- Holy Moly
Suri Cruise is messy- Amy Grindhouse
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