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Kate Gosselin went on a trip recently. No silly, not an acid trip, a trip to a beach in North Carolina. Though the way she acts and dresses, you would think she’s on acid.  During this trip she brought along her 8 kids and not her husband Jon. During the trip guinea pig hair was only thinking about herself and could give a shit less what her 8 kids were up to.

Ann Michele Sweeny, a fellow vacationer told Us magazine, ” she completely ignored her children the entire time. When Kate sat on the edge of the pool, she told one of [the twins], ‘If you splash me, you’re dead meat.’ She was not joking at all.” What a bitch! I am sure she was just upset her little brats weren’t combing her hair or building a massive sand castle that would grab the attention of the paparazzi. But that is what famous people have to do. They have to be flashy and interesting all the time. Those kids better fall in line. And quick. Otherwise they will find themselves in an orphanage or a boarding school. I swear, sometimes kids think that ignoring the paparazzi is a good thing. Dumbass kids.

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