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I have a love/hate relationship with celebrities. I love it when they do nude scenes, I hate it when they do nude scenes and don’t show anything. Kind of like Jennifer Aniston in The Break Up. You saw her ass but it was so grainy it was almost impossible to jack off to. Luckily the leaked nipple shots of her finally got me off.

Now Sandra is following in Aniston’s footsteps by doing a nude scene, where she claims she was totally naked, but doesn’t show anything in the new movie The Proposal. She says,” Shooting it was odd. There are things stuck to areas that generally you don’t have things [stuck to]. I mean, you have things covering [your body], but not stuck to it. And then they got unstuck, and oddly we didn’t care because we were so tired.”

Notice how she uses the word “odd” a lot. I guess she looks odd naked. And they things that are stuck to her that she is complaining about I am guessing are nipple pasties. Things strippers where for some God awful reason. So basically Sandra Bullock isn’t comfortable being naked around just a handful of people, let alone millions. What a fucking prude. If I ever see her, I am going to give her the biggest titty twister I have ever given anyone, and I give pretty mean titty twisters.

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Links that only put on clothes when someone is at the door

Cameron Diaz is a natural beauty- IDLYITW

Lauren Conrad is ready for life after the d-list- Geno’s World

A Britney Spears spoof- Chisme Time

Adam Lmabert steps out with his boyfriend- popbytes

Heidi and Spencer officially quit I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here- Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Beyonce Knowles is riding a bike- Celeb News Wire

Tank Girl got a DUI- IDLYITW

In vitro cat fighting- notorious news

They’re not kissing, they’re snogging- Holy Moly

Kristin Cavallari still has one of the best asses in Hollywood- I Don’t Want Your Life

Megan Fox is on the cover of GQ- Amy Grindhouse

Miley Cyrus’ little sister is drinking red bull- Allie Is Wired

Look out! Naked chick on a motorcycle- Attu World