Britney Spears Is The Grossest Woman On Earth

Ugh! There are not a lot of stories out there that actually make me puke up my breakfast, but this one takes the cake. Britney Spears has a lot of wardrobe changes in her life both on stage and off. In her most recent wardrobe change, she put on some clothes for an Elle magazine shoot and ruined the wardrobe. How you ask? Here’s the quote, “They dressed her in all of these beautiful couture clothes- and, well, let’s just say she forgot what time of the month it was. It wasn’t pretty.”

Saying that it wasn’t pretty is an understatement. It is kind of bizarre that the most beautiful lusted after thing in the world is also the most gross and disgusting and foul thing in the world depending on what time of the month it was. While Britney bathes in her own cunt juice, ::gags::, I am sure the people at Elle were pissed that they not only had to ditch the clothes she ruined, they also had to use jet fuel to burn the clothes to an unrecognizable crisp. Trust me, you don’t want some poor dumpster diver finding them in the trash and getting an irreversible flesh eating disease that is highly contagious.

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