Jessica Simpson Is Coming Back To T.V. Nooooooooooooooooo!

Not getting her kicks in the country music field, which I am not surprised about, Jessica Simpson wants to try her luck again on television. This time instead of a show starring two sexy newlyweds and their sexy life in their gated community, this one will be about how Jessica is a bit over weight now and her views on what is and isn’t beautiful in the worlds different cultures.

This sounds like a piece of crap. Not only will the pilot not take off, I doubt any real television station would even seriously consider it. The thing is, it has been too long. Jessica gained a few pounds, and still looked hot, but everyone thought it was just a publicity stunt to get more attention and then stage a “how I lost my weight” magazine shoot. Now people thinks she just has an eating disorder. Don’t get me wrong I would still totally bang her, but this time I need to put a twinky on a stick in front of her when I do her from behind. It is about the only way I can keep her attention.

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