Jessica Simpson Is Coming Back To T.V. Nooooooooooooooooo!
Not getting her kicks in the country music field, which I am not surprised about, Jessica Simpson wants to try her luck again on television. This time instead of a show starring two sexy newlyweds and their sexy life in their gated community, this one will be about how Jessica is a bit over weight now and her views on what is and isn’t beautiful in the worlds different cultures.
This sounds like a piece of crap. Not only will the pilot not take off, I doubt any real television station would even seriously consider it. The thing is, it has been too long. Jessica gained a few pounds, and still looked hot, but everyone thought it was just a publicity stunt to get more attention and then stage a “how I lost my weight” magazine shoot. Now people thinks she just has an eating disorder. Don’t get me wrong I would still totally bang her, but this time I need to put a twinky on a stick in front of her when I do her from behind. It is about the only way I can keep her attention.
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Links that hate both big and small screen
Mel Gibson has 8 kids now- IDLYITW
Larry King is old and stupid- Amy Grindhouse
Jodie Marsh is a body builder now- yeeeah
Heather Graham bored by strippers- Celeb News Wire
Starbucks has some solid competition- Drunken Stepfather
Michael Lohan arrested for death threats- Holy Moly
Shoot it! – IDLYITW
Ashley Tisdale. Whatever. She’s hot. – notorious news
If you cherish your ears, you won’t watch this video- Geno’s World
Avril Lavigne is in a bikini- I Don’t Want Your Life
Cute college girl of the day- College Humor
Monster Chris Brown says he’s not a monster- Allie Is Wired
Harriet Carter wednesday- IBBB
Angelina Jolie might be pregnant. Maybe she’s not. Maybe she is. – popbytes
Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig are going to do Broadway together. – Seriously? OMG! WTF?
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