Mike Tyson’s Daughter Tried To Kill Herself
Mike Tyson’s 4 year old daughter, Exodus, nice name, was found by her 7 year old brother hanging from a treadmill cord apparently from an attempted suicide. She is now on life support at the hospital. I hope she lives because if she dies, Mike Tyson will more than likely kill somebody.
A lot of people are saying that the whole thing was just one big accident. But let’s be real. If Mike Tyson were your father, wouldn’t you want to kill yourself too? She probably got sick of being made fun of on the playground about her dad biting off another man’s ear. Anyway I hope she survives and I hope Mike Tyson doesn’t get too upset about this incident. Once she is off life support Mike Tyson will resume his d-list life in the shadows of boxing legends.
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By Tom O









May 26th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
You know what guy, you should keep these kind of thoughts to yourself. Regardless of who her father is she was 4, and doesn’t understand the meaning of attempted suicide, nor suicide. God forbid anything like this happen to any of your children, you’d be singing a different tune. Your a complete insensitive asshole who needs a reality check.
May 27th, 2009 at 1:52 am
What if this were your child. How can a four year old try to commit suicide. His daughter died and you make jokes about him being the father. You are not funny.
May 27th, 2009 at 10:36 am
You are wrong, look up the facts before you talk shit about a toddler. She had an accident, children that age don’t kill themselves. dumbass.
May 28th, 2009 at 1:08 am
HUMOR FOLKS. Eye of the beholder, grain of salt and all that. Maybe Extra is the website for you?
-Fatback
May 28th, 2009 at 2:25 am
didn’t you hear? she died.
aren’t you going to joke about that? how about a pun on her name?