Gisele Bundchen Is Preggers

It is being reported exclusively on RadarOnline.com that Gisele Bundchen, the smoking hot supermodel the Tom Brady’s smug ass hooked up with is pregnant. This isn’t the first knee high ankle biter for Tom though. He has a son with another smokin’ hot supermodel Bridget Moynahan.

I am not too happy about this baby because I don’t care about Tom and Gisele’s happiness. I care about her figure. And that figure is going to go out the window when she is in the second trimester. Will she get it back? Who knows? Be sure of one thing though, if she doesn’t get her figure back, Tom will move on to another piece of ass. Be sure of that. He’s an NFL quarterback for crying out loud. Some people view him as a God. Fucking punk.

Seriously though, I am very happy for the couple. My life is similar to theirs. For example when I woke up I jacked off to a picture of Katy Perry and then pulled some hair from my scalp, which is falling out now at an alarming rate. You see, we are both happy.

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