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Cynthia Nixon announced her engagement this weekend to her girlfriend Christine Marinoni. No word on who got down on one knee and popped the question. I am thinkin’ it was Christine. She looks like the male type. Of course the wedding would go over a lot more smoothly if gay marriage was legal where they lived. I guess they could go to a state where gay marriage is legal, but I don’t know if you could do that.

I am hopin’ they get hitched because everyone deserves happiness and gay marriage should be legal in every state, but until then the two will just have to hold it in. She tells Access Hollywood,” I think we would definately [ get married] if it became legal in New York.” She thinks? Isn’t that the whole point of the engagement that you are vowing you will? Either way I hope both of their cunts are happy for the rest of their lives. I am sure if they do tie the knot the cast of Sex And The City will be in attendance. Even Sarah Jessica Parker. Where no one will talk to her. And she will be alone. Crying.

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