Pink Is Off The Market, Again

Recently, it was reported that Pink is bi-sexual, but I think she denied it and then went back to her ex-husband Carey Hart to prove that she is a fan of cock. She actually doesn’t even like this guy. She sung about him in the song “So What”. In fact I think the entire song is about him and how she doesn’t like him. I don’t know why she sticks with a dude she doesn’t like. I guess cause she is extreme and a rebel.

This would be sad news that a celebrity is off the market again, but I think, not think, know Pink is ugly and I could care less if she is off or on the market. She talked about her story and the on-again/off-again relationship with Ellen DeGeneres and though ellen kept a stiff upper lip you know she went backstage and cried that a possible lesbian is back with her husband. You know Ellen wants some hot 3 way action with Pink and Portia DeRossi.

If I were her I would want that too. Except the whole Ellen thing. She can hit the road. Actually no, she could fetch me vitamin water, cause I need the fluids to be flowin’ to have the energy to pop Portia and Pink multiple times in the same night. You see? ellen does have a purpose in this world.