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Wanda Sykes who just got a pretty healthy paycheck from The White House Correspondents Dinner just had twins. OK so it wasn’t her who had the twins but her partner Alex. Alex as in a girl. As in they like to lez out together. The thing that bothers me is that the babies were born April 27th. When a celebrity has a baby or a celebrity’s baby momma has a baby, I like to hear about it right away.

Hell she didn’t even tell the world on a public format that she was gay until like the week of her marriage. Wanda is pretty funny so I won’t rag on her too much but I think she would make a shitty mom. She is always doing gigs and nothing about having a kid is funny. It sucks. They poop all over the place and spit their food out after you feed it to them. The little bastards.I just gave you food now swallow it! Fuck it I am gonna shake you until… ok, ok I am calm now. Maybe next time they will accept what I bust my ass working to get them.

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