Paris Hilton Is A Vandal

Paris Hilton recently moved back to the Hollywood hills. I am sure everyone just missed her like crazy. Or not. Either way she had a HUGE party and everyone who was anyone showed up to welcome her back. The party lasted until 4 a.m. and the neighbors got pissed and called the cops because of the noise.

After they finally got back to sleep then woke up the next morning and found their cars keyed and egged. People think Paris wouldn’t stoop to such the low level to do such a thing, but I think she arranged the vandalism and provided the eggs. Among the cars keyed was two Bentleys, two Maseratis and a $1.4 million Bugatti Veyron. When is she gonna grow up? I hope karma pays her back and gives her an STD. What’s that? She already has all of them? Well that doesn’t surprise me. In fact her poon tang is so riddled with disease the only way she can treat the condition is to have sex which actually shakes loose some of the crabs.

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