Kate Gosselin Is A Cheater

Jon Gosselin, the husband on the hit reality tv show Jon And Kate Plus 8, is a cheating cheater who likes to sleep with that 3rd grade teaching slut Deanna Hummel who has made possibly the worst porn tape I have ever seen. But now it is being reported that Kate Gosselin, the wife, cheated on her husband with a bodyguard.

I am sure this rumor isn’t true but I like to pretend that it is for the fact that it is funny to slander her good name. Kate says of the story, “The next story coming out from the animals that stalk us is about our security person and his family. Already the allegations they are making about me are disgusting, unthinkable, unfathomable and I am horrified.” Did she just call me an animal? If she thinks that talking down to the people who talk down to you is a good way to clear they air, she better think again.

So check back next week when Kate Gosselin will butt-fuck a dog and Jon molests his daughters.

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