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Rumors are rumors. Most of the time there are no fact to them. Including the most recent rumor that Lindsay Lohan is 7 weeks pregnant. I don’t think her and Sam have even been separated that long. But never the less, people are saying that since the break up LiLo has slept with dozens of men and that she is preggers and has no idea who the father is.

This site is even claiming that LiLo has already scheduled a date and time for an abortion. And in an attempt to look “good” the site is pleading with Lohan to give the pregnancy a chance and to go ahead and deliver the baby. It is basically a big crock of shit and something I don’t buy for a second. Lindsay was too busy showing off her malnourished body in a bikini in Hawaii to get laid by a guy.

However, I am sure that after she is done mourning the break up between her and that troll named Sam, she will find a reallesbian to hook up with. And as we all know, lesbians can’t get pregnant. Don’t get me wrong I still wanna watch this train wreck date multiple men and stay out until 3 a.m. but I sure as hell don’t wanna see her get preggers. Because that would be the death of the party.

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