Paris Likes To Google Herself

Well this isn’t exactly ground breaking news, but it needs to be said. Paris Hilton, who when asked if she kept a diary for her business meetings said, ” I just press my name and Google it and see.” Paris who is very much so in love with herself, is being sued for $8 million for not promoting her movie Pledge This! in 2006. When the movie was being released everyone and everyone in the blog world was already making fun of it, and because of that, Paris felt like a fool and didn’t promote the movie.

The thing is, she was a producer and stilldidn’t promote it. She doesn’t even know what producers do. She was called upon to testify in court and when asked about calls from the producers she said, ” With my phone I never know, because I lose it all the time. I probably get a new cell phone, like, every two weeks.” She is rich but I doubt she actually does that. The lawyers then took the natural next step and pulled from evidence her phone bill at the time, which she replied, ” I’ve never seen a phone bill of mine in my life.” How pathetic is that? Who pays her bills? Daddy?

Basically Paris is full of shit and the court didn’t take her “playing stupid” too well. Finally they got down to the nitty gritty and asked her about her not promoting the film and her role as a producer. She plays stupid again saying, ” I’m not sure what a producer does, but- I don’t know, help get cool people in the cast?” I don’t know if she succeeded at that, but there were a lot of hot chicks in the movie and that makes it pretty cool. I am one of the 12 people who actually saw the movie.

So to summarize, Paris is a moron, and she will lose this case. When that happens, we will all join in a collective point at laugh at Paris Hilton. I don’t know what laugh I will use. Either the Milton Haha or the more sinister Buhahahaha!