Kirstie Alley Is A Fat Fatty

Kirstie Alley has been battling with her weight for years and she is always going on Oprah and doing little Jenny Craig commercials showing off that she is actuallylosing weight. But that has been going on for years and now people have grown a little cynical. Her weight is like Corey Haim’s career. Every few months he comes on tv and says that he has rehabilitated himself and is ready to act. But no one buys it cause he will always be addicted to drugs.

Same thing with Kirstie Alley. She says she is going to take the weight off, but she will always love food. In the most recent issue of People magazine she is on the cover and admitting that she gained 83 pounds. Guess what? You don’t gain 83 pounds when you are eating healthy and working out. So I have zero sympathy for this chick because obviously she isn’t trying. Also in the issue, she “promises” she will get back to her old bikini body, but I am not buying it. In other words, the only way Kirstie Alley will get laid again is with a killer set of beer goggles. I think I have some beer goggle sin the fridge. I will get ready for having sex with Kirstie Alley.

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